Fergie in white lace Marchesa: the absolute cracked-out bridal worst?

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Fergie’s dress is just LAYERS OF WRONG. It’s all so bad I even had to ask CB to look at the photos to see if I was overreacting to it. WHO DOES THIS? Who puts on a cheap-looking David’s Bridal lace wedding dress and walks the ferquing MET GALA RED CARPET?!?

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Oh, it’s Marchesa. That makes sense. Seriously, this is some Miss Havisham crap. This says to the world, “I’m crazy, and this seemed like a good idea after I did shots of tequila in between hits from the crack pipe.” That’s what Fergie’s face looks like too. Whatever tweaking she had done has been undone, or so it seems.

Josh Duhamel looks over it too. I wish I could say more, but at this point, I’m speechless.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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